She's JV to your varsity
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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