Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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