saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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