you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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