no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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