I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
im holly from the hills drunk
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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