yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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