Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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