She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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