Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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