I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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