I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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