Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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