i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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