just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
the day after is always just damage control
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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