My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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