He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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