I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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