But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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