Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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