I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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