You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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