Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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