PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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