I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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