there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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