i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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