youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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