I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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