Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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