He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We have so much sex to catch up on
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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