all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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