Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
vagina is talking i cant
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
