The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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