I wannas sexs uuuuu
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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