I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize