OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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