I think im going to throw up on grandma
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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