I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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