Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm always down for nudity.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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