I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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