It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am