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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  He called his prostate his "boner button".

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What should I wear?

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  Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar

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  I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"

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• (914): View more from New York

  I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am

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