yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs