Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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