I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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