Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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