I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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