If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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