It's Friday. Sex?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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