I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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