windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just got carded by a ten year old.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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