OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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