whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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