this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
It's just like the Real World with babies
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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