I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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